If this is not a summer anthem I don’t know what it is.
DOWNLOAD: A.L.T. and The Lost Civilization – Tequila
Did I Mention today is hot lady day on Sensitive Summer II?
The perfect balance of sex appeal, intelligence, wit, and humor is not an easy task to achieve…well, this lady gets it done without even trying. In this risqué tell-it-all interview, Mélanie Mendelewitsch talks about The Cristiano, The Belgian, Bernard Montiel, Victoria’s Secret bikinis and much much more. She IS all that.
Genevan: Favorite summer vacation spot
Mélanie: Ibiza since I’m a kid, even though it’s known as a decadent island full of drugs, noisy techno music and italians wearing bad taste clothes.
G: Best way to beat the heat in summer
M: Tanning lying on the sand, on the seaside, with water slowly coming on your legs.
It’s refreshing and you will inevitably look like a Sport’s illustrated playmate.
G: Choice of beach drink
M: Any colored cocktail that makes me look like an Agence Acapulco character (For connoisseurs only, huge Respect to Rob Estes).
G: Favorite summer food
M: Any junk food, all uncertain kebabs and greasy hot dogs. And some KFC , too. I only eat at the KFC when I’m in Ibiza.
G: Obligatory beach items
M: Some Hawaiian tropic low sunscreen, a great Victoria’s secret bikini, and a short of The Barca Football club, good pretext for muscled guys to strike up a conversation.
G: Favorite beach or summer movie
M: All cheesy teenmovies, with a special mention to She’s All That, starring Freddie Prinze Jr.
G: Favorite beach or summer song
M: West Coast Rap in general, but with a particular affection for Eastside LB by Twinz, or Another Summer by 213 all summer long.
G: How do your sandcastles look?
M: Chaotic, just like me. When I was a kid my father was nearly an artist of sandcastles, they were all so perfect; I guess that’s in reaction to that that I used to sit on the seaside to build strange diformed characters with sand.
G: Best summer vacation memory or beach anecdote
M: When I was like 18, I met and kissed a guy at the Ibiza Beach. He first looked good, but things became complicated when he started to talk non stop with his crazy Belgian accent. I didn’t know how to avoid him so I spent 3 hours in the sea, pretending to swim, while the guy waited for me, making huge signs with his arms…
G: Reading material for the beach
M: All the trashy people and gossip magazines, and shameful books like for example “Télé réalités, Bernard Montiel says it all”
G: Mode of transport for the summer
M: Walk, bike sometimes, or boat to go to Formentera.
G: Summer romance tips
M: Be French. Don’t ask me why but all the guys have the fantasy of dating a Frenchy. And always ask foreign guys to teach you a few words of their language. It always works.
G: Best beach animal
M: A guy we meet again every year. We call him “the Cristiano” because he tries so bad to look like him. He plays football like in a Nike advertising to impress the girls and puts some tanning oil every 10 minutes. He puts his tanning oil in a bottle of cleaning product for the windows. Incredible guy.
G: Favorite ice cream
M: 3 perfumes, 3 touches gourmandes at The Haagen Dazs shop on the Port.
BONUS SONG WITH THE WORD “BEACH” IN THE TITLE:
DOWNLOAD: Miss Kittin & The Hacker – The Beach
BONUS RANDOM AWESOME SONG:
DOWNLOAD: D-Loc – I Wanna B With U